tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

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don-tblink182 sent: Why do whales always sound so sad?

facts-i-just-made-up:

Whale voices only sound sad when recorded by above water microphones. The distinctive sound we call “whale song” is actually very different underwater, and even more so when translated by whale ears, which have cochleae 50 times larger than those of humans.

Here is a sample of whale song as whales hear it underwater:

LINK

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stability:

when you’re in a bad mood and your friend is trying to cheer you up

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riddle-my-hiddles:

8bit-ghost:

We’re all born with scars. From the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, and we all share that same mark.

Bellybuttons.

if anyone wants me to explain what an ‘anticlimax’ is, i’ll show them this text post

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kingforhermione:

coffeeandrain-itsallthesame:

mothafuckinsterio:

That grandma took none of the shit.

Team Grandma

Would you like to stay for dinner?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

SIGN ME UP FOR THE NEXT WAR!

Ain’t no ancestors gonna bring her down.

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adrians:

just noticed the webcam flashing above my monitor and realised I’ve been recording myself blogging in this position for an hour and twenty minutes

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ppendragon-s:

get to know me meme -[1/10] current celebrity crushes

colin morgan

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vivuli:

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants


Ive been staring at this gif for 5mins

vivuli:

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

Ive been staring at this gif for 5mins

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1 day ago
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chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic
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chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

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